The Renegade Chickens
Our Mission Statement

In today's modern fast paced world, every legitimate organization must have a mission statement full of sound and fury, signifying nothing important. Renegade Chickens, however, are not legitimate organizations, so take your stupid mission statement and go stuff a turkey with it!

Here is what the Renegade Chickens believe:

Disclaimer (our feathered lawyer insisted): Opinions expressed on this page do not necessarily reflect the opinions of any other Renegade Chickens or Terrorist Chickens or Poultry Liberation Organization Chickens--or anybody else for that matter--not even me.

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